Ring

I've got you wrapped around my finger -

Ow.

You're cutting off my circulation.

I shake my hand to try to get you off of me, but you've got quite the grip. Though I knew you were flexible, I had no idea you were so strong.

Now if only you'd apply it to something less frustrating than clinging to my finger.

Go take up ballet or something - anything else but this, really.

I'm not a fan of this human ring - it means confinement on much too grand a scale.