10/24/11

Quantification

How does one quantify the human spirit?

I assure you that our lack of success cannot be contributed, as many other things can be, to a lack of effort. We've number-crunched through months of dark, fluorescent nights and a good few sunny afternoons, and we've yet to come up with a defined number.

Hell, not so much as the mythical 42. We'd settle for that silliness at this point, so long as we arrived at that conclusion through legal mathematical means.

But, worry not, fellow Rationalists! We will not cease until we've figured it out, eradicated the mysteries of life and humanity, and put a number on that which has no relation to numerals.

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